songs and feet

okay, first off, "Lord I Lift Your Name on High" should be retired. like, should never ever be sung again. ever. ever, ever. secondly, if you do decide to break the newly founded rule (see above), you shouldn't do it at a tempo of "let's fall asleep." especially on "spring ahead" weekend. people are sleepy and might revolt in church. and sleepy church people revolting is not pretty...or, so i've been told.

just had to get that out of my system.

spring is here, my friends! the undergrads just started showing blindingly pale legs (the reason i don't wear shorts...most people didn't believe me last summer when i said i was tan) and the flip flops have emerged! yay flip-flips! i do have a pet peeve about flip-flops and toes: ladies, paint your toe nails. feet are ugly and if it were socially appropriate, i would say guys should also do something like painting their toe nails to make their feet more attractive. and painted toenails have little to do with the repressive beauty-oriented society. it just makes your feet a little easier to look at. there are many ugly feet that should be permanently socked. do your part and create a better world.

thank you.