i think i've told everyone that i needed to tell...

but if i didn't tell you yet, im really sorry. i can't hold in the excitement anymore:


I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

best line in a comic strip...

therapist: what about these sven and angus fellows bothers you?
faye: they both such jackasses! but they're HOT jackasses. and my lady downstairs hasn't had any action in a REALLY long time.
therapist: have you tried self-stimulation?
faye: oh yeah. i also drink seltzer when i want soda, eat rice crackers when i want chocolate, and listen to blue grass when i want death metal. i am getting a freaky' popeye arm. my right hand filed a RESTRAINING ORDER. I AM JUST A TINY BIT BORED WITH IT.

22 January 2007

HECK YES!

as seen on 896

seen on a truck that passed by me on the road: "serving DE NJ PA and Israel." Yeah, the tri-state area and the promised land are tight and geographically neighbors.

2007

happy new year! it's 2007 and i'll probably write 2006 on my checks for at least four months and a 2003 might pop up in july, because sometimes it just happens.

it was a quiet celebration this year: facial and pedicure at home while watching invincible until the ball dropped. i didn't make a resolution - is that bad luck? i don't know what to resolve. i should eat better and exercise more (i went through pics from high school...boy, is that motivation!), but that's a little too cliche. so no resolution.

i have to say, i'm not looking forward to the gym resolvers over the month of january. those bastards take up every piece of gym equipment.

my first public act of 2007 was going to the movies by myself. this was a big thing for me because i hate going anywhere aside from shopping and coffee shops alone. i want to eat out alone at least once this year. that might take a little more effort but hopefully i'll try it.