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therapist: what about these sven and angus fellows bothers you?
faye: they both such jackasses! but they're HOT jackasses. and my lady downstairs hasn't had any action in a REALLY long time.
therapist: have you tried self-stimulation?
faye: oh yeah. i also drink seltzer when i want soda, eat rice crackers when i want chocolate, and listen to blue grass when i want death metal. i am getting a freaky' popeye arm. my right hand filed a RESTRAINING ORDER. I AM JUST A TINY BIT BORED WITH IT.
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