and the winners are...*updated*

i have a few quotes from my students' papers that i found funny:

“The very fact that every human existed once as a fetus inside a woman’s stomach…”

“And although gambling can hurt you, it can also make you very rich, and if it’s morally wrong to become rich, I think I’d rather be dead”

“Whether a decision is made to keep abortion legalized or deem it criminal [the authors] are correct in stating that the battle will never end as long as women can still reproduce” [apparently we’re supposed to stop eventually?]

“I have homosexual friends and they are just like human beings” [i guess “just like” is close enough?]

“One argument suggests that abortion should be made illegal because religious theology posits it as murder” [thanks for writing the redundant paper on redudancy]

"If the government legalizes homosexuality and abortion a lot of citizens will be upset and protest, which is not good publicity"

"Next comes in the fact that in some states believe two men or two women having sexual relations is illegal. I for one believe that, that is a bunch of baloney"