sir neurotic-a-lot

the only remotely "surprising" thing about this is that documents were "leaked."

it's okay, apples are better for you anyway.

in other news, i have found someone who's so neurotic, insecure and paranoid that he makes me look normal. no, really. the drama that's been happening on a listserve i subscribe to has been fabulous. i don't even need to watch grey's anatomy to get quality soap opera quality action (no sex though - or at least, none that i know of...thankfully - some people are better off as ameobas). all i have to say on that matter is that we're not an inner circle and an outer circle: we're a dysfunctional family, complete with the crazy old uncle, the weird cousin who thinks he's better than you, and the prissy aunt. and some of us don't participate because we don't want the crazies from this family to get us - you, sir neurotic-a-lot, are the big crazie.