because students are dumb sometimes

(before people get up in arms about this, i will happily include myself in this category. especially since i apparently have bad grammar. go me.)

apparently i'm not the only one collecting "jewels" from students' papers

today, i had a student turn in a paper THREE WEEKS LATE. he lost 15/50 points for being late and didn't even do the assignment correctly so he lost another 8 points and 1 point for grammar. what the hell kid? seriously, if i were the prof, i wouldn't have accepted the paper. it was a complete waste of time. poor kid. he didn't even get a "F." and i didn't get any funny comments.

and completely unrelated: good for you mrs. brady. go hypnotize those crazy, washed-up, attention-starved stars out of their emotional trauma of living with other crazy, washed-up, attention-starved stars.